Total Medals Earned: 829 (From 120 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,925 Points
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/395 points)
You monster.
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/230 points)
Die
Kill the bagel king on normal mode.
Kill the bagel king on insane mode.
Killed the bagel king without losing any health on normal mode.
Killed the bagel king without losing any health on insane mode.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/95 points)
Kill one person
Kill 10 people
Kill 25 people
Kill 50 people
Kill 75 people
Medals Earned: 2/46 (15/490 points)
Play as a Wizard!
Use your Second Wind!
Play as a Blackguard!
Play as a Red Knight!
Play as an Avenger!
Play as a Lime Knight!
Play as an Enforcer!
Play as a Mercenary!
Play as a Saiyan!
Play as a Monk!
Play as a Paladin!
Play as an Esper!
Play as a Necromancer!
Play as an Oni!
Play as a Bard!
Play as a Ranger!
Play as a Warrior!
Play as a Darkfolk!
Play as a Druid!
Play as a Cleric!
Play as a Rogue!
Get 35 points in any stat
Assemble two Pieces of Time!
Get a 5th Tier Weapon!
Successfully play the Flute 3 times!
Reach the Second Area!
Get -3 in any stat!
Hold 10 Potions at Once!
Reach Level 10!
Get a Rune of Enragement!
Carry 350 Coins
Conquer the Arena!
Visit a Gachapon!
Reach the Third Area
Get a 5th Tier Equip!
Get an Orange Belt
Beat the game on Easy Difficulty
Beat the game on Medium Difficulty!
Beat the game on Nethack Difficulty!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/15 (60/500 points)
speak to the Oracle.
defeat the first boss.
defeat the second boss
defeat the third boss.
defeat the fourth boss.
obtain a health pickup.
cut 10,000 blades of grass.
defeat the sixth boss.
defeat the fifth boss.
defeat the seventh boss.
Medals Earned: 32/33 (1,430/1,530 points)
Lift a Caribbean Reef Shark!
Your very first flight!
Your very first ride!
Lift a Nurse Shark!
Lift a Porbeagle Shark!
Lift a Sandbar Shark!
Lift a Bignose Shark
You got on the cover of Sharks Illustrated!
Lift a Goblin Shark!
Lift a Shortfin Mako Shark!
Lift a Silvertip Shark!
Lift a Blue Shark!
Lift a Lemon Shark!
Lift a Salmon Shark!
Lift a Sand Shark!
Lift a Bigeye Thresher Shark!
Lift a Bluntnose Sixgill Shark!
Lift a Bull Shark!
Lift a Copper Shark
Lift a Dusky Shark!
Lift a Hammerhead Shark
Lift a Pacific Sleeper Shark!
Uncover 6 Crabs in a row!
Lift a Silky Shark!
Lift a Basking Shark!
Lift a Great Hammerhead Shark
Lift a Great White Shark!
Lift a Greenland Shark!
Lift a Longfin Mako Shark!
Lift a Megalodon!
Lift a Tiger Shark!
Lift a Whale Shark!
Finish the game on brutal difficulty!
Medals Earned: 15/25 (80/500 points)
Survive 14 days in a row.
Survive 3 months total
alien scenario
planet of the apes scenario
demon scenario
dragon scenario
goat scenario
ice age scenario
nazi zombie scenario
nuclear war
virus scenario
religion scenario
robot scenario
Zombie Scenario
Survive 28 days in a row.
anarchy scenario
magical island master
Survive 1 year total
Survive 3 years total
Survive 50 days in a row.
Survive 100 days in a row.
Get 100,000 points.
Survive 5 years total
Survive 10 years total
Survive 150 days in a row.
Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/250 points)
You made it through the morning shift!
You're over the hump!
You've learned the fine art of the rebound. Or just got lucky.
You made it! Now time for be-ew-ti-ful dreams.
You've survived through 5 mascots. OK.
You're getting up there!
You survived 20 psychotic mascots! You're a spiking GOD.
You got mad points with little to work with!
You completed employment mode with 100% security!
You got your first 6 point hit! We're so proud!
You smashed 50 guys in one game sitting! That's a lot!
Perfect in the monster challenge
Medals Earned: 9/13 (100/235 points)
Find the 1st flower
Find the 2nd flower
Find the 3rd flower
Find the 4th flower
Find the 5th flower
Find the 6th flower
Escape the lab
Find the 7th flower
Find the last flower
Find a way off the island
Medals Earned: 5/20 (55/500 points)
Complete the tutorial
Kill your first enemy
Kill one hundred enemies
Return the farmer's pig
Find one thousand coins
Get an overall a rating
Donate money to the snow man
Help the penguins start a family
Redeem yourself to the sheriff
Help Stabby break out of jail
Kill one thousand enemies
Defeat the fish boss
Defeat the jelly fish boss
Defeat the spider boss
return the old mans speedos
Beat the final boss
Complete all levels
Beat a level set without dieing
Find one million coins